Could you tell SPIN magazine is my favorite magazine ever?

Based off of SPIN magazine's concert picture format at the beginning of each issue:

Double-page Snoop Doggggg! I think everyone knows now how much I love him.

That was one good show. They played two of my favorite songs in a row. Yeah Yeah Yeahs!

Illustrator, Shmillustrator.

Wonder Woman's lair. It's located just outside of Mordor; Not many people know that.

This be a buffalo.

And this be a tiny town with no doors or people.

My hometown and my name.

MY NAME, OKAY.

AND THIS IS WHERE I'M FROM.

DWAYNE, can we stop doing this now??

The other 5 designs...

Pigs

Mean old lady

Some really shitty fish

A monster

An everything bagel

Once again, linework in Illustrator and coloring in Photoshop. My eyes hurt.

5 Designs I Printed Out...

Squirrel

Raccoon

Cougar

Bear

Deer

I drew the linework in Illustrator, then put them in Photoshop and colored them. I hope that counts for the assignment.

SICK

I am sick. I most resemble this guy ^^^^^^ because my nose is stuffed up so I have to keep my mouth open to breath. I feel like a catfish.